Sup Ladies,
Anyway, no replies as of yet to last nights blog post, it was as i suspected. Nobody, literally nobody reads this shit. Haha, anyway.
Went shopping today and bought a load of clothes, because i really really needed some new clothes. My old clothes are shit, and fucked up due to 2 years of wearing them. They're also real small, because i used to be a bit of a short fat weed. Found the most awesome t shirt of all time which i am looking forward to wearing to a mates 19th. But yeah, was quite a good day, had another day where i did no revision, im going to fail these exams. Hit the gym, like a boss, sweated out like i usually do, have been looking for a way to loose the fat around my stomach, because i dont sweat there as much and im starting to look very disproportional, riped chest and legs, and a bit of a beer belly. I don't even drink that much, and underneath it i know i'd have at least a 6 pack (you can see the 4 pack through the layer of fat i have round my stomach). The other issue is, the more sit ups i do the fatter i get, because the muscle pushes the fat out, this is why six packs are definitive. Still, fucking annoying. So if anyone knows anyway to loose stomach fat, or if the creams that make you sweat actually work, then please let me know, because i will take you up on it.
So, basically i can't do this without discussing the royal wedding.
Um, its tomorrow, Kate Middleton deserves to fuck a real man, such as myself, but yeah, good luck to them, hope it works out for them. And yeah, enjoy. I will be getting up for it at 8.30 tomorrow morning, simply because it'll be at least 30 years before i see another one, and because i'm a bit of a royalist at heart. Either that or i hate the French.
So yeah, i hope everyone has fun tomorrow, and yeah, please please please reply to my stuff if you have any answers to my questions. And if you don't, well say hi anyway, because yeah, you might even get a mention.
J
And if you were wondering, the labels for each of my posts are the tv shows i watched whilst typing this up. It'll give you all some idea of what i like to watch on the tele. And yeah, the best thing on the tv at the moment is the walking dead on 5 on sunday nights, its really really good, its a zombie tv show that is genuinely awesome. Watch it bitches!
Thursday, 28 April 2011
Wednesday, 27 April 2011
Welcome back
So yeah,
Basically the last blog i did basically stopped. I never managed to do anything to it, and it sucked so bad. I also didn't want any of my friends reading it, which only did damage to my friendship and made me look like a dick.
So yeah, its more than 2 years since i started doing this, but yeah thought i'd start again.
Watching some My Name is Earl, one of the best shows on TV. Miss it loads, real shame it got cancelled back in 2009.
Basically hears a run down of my life at the moment:
I'm 6'3". I way 15 stone 10.5 pounds. My favourite part of my body is the muscle above me knees from all the cycling i've been doing. It takes me longer to do my hair in the morning than it does to get dressed. I can wear almost any colour, no im not being ridiculous, i actually can. I suffer hyperhydrosis. My passtimes are going to the gym, gaming and going out. I try to go out once a week, but it often doesnt happen. Twice a week is practically unheard of, mainly because i drink lots, and booze isnt cheap. I'm looking for a relationship, there are some girls on my mind. The one who never leaves my mind, who i think of more than most is almost 10 years older than me, and she's known me since i was 13, since she graduated from Cambridge. I'm not sure the best way to ask her out, i might text her see if she wants a pint. I might not, i might try and bump into her somewhere or something. I havent seen her for nearly a year, but we talk, and i used to see her a lot when i wasn't a uni. Still, some of you who know my will have guessed who it is.
I'm also looking for someone, preferably female, to go see water for elephants with, because 1, it looks good, 2, whatever people say, people with short back and sides hair are hot, i can varify this and 3. the trailer had cosmic love by florence and the machine which is a tune. I might ask the girl i just ranted on about, but cinema is never a good first date option. I also want to watch it because it'll remind me of Kelly, a previous almost conquest that i ruined by taking her on a first date to an indian restaurant.... with my parents and some friends, yes, i am foolish, and if you want to know how it'll remind me of her, basically, i watched the notebook with her, and its a really really soppy but amazing movie. We havent spoken since really, so yeah, im a dickhead. But yeah cinema first date option makes you look like a douche. Its a good 2nd or 3rd date. I think i might ask her if she wants to go for a drink. Not sure where, but yeah, will ask her. But again, not sure. Anyway the job that i might get is going to be shit, no thursday, friday, saturday or sunday nights. I might see if she can do a monday or something. Either that, or i might ask her out during my exam period. Instead of serving her students she can serve me. Ha.
Anyway, thats a huge, huge clue.
Anyway, if any of you want to drop me an email, then see my details, or if any of you want to come watch water for elephants. Thats an invitation to girls only by the way, last time i went to the cinema with another dude it was really gay. Really really gay. Almost as bad as going to watch a romance movie with you're family. The only movies that should be watched with family are things like Harry Potter, and only the ones with no kissing in them. So yeah, you probably all think i'm a fucking a retard having read this. And yeah, you love it.
Anyway, talk to you all soon.
J
It took me ages to take write this, and yeah, this wont be a regular thing, it might be, but im not going to be like oh yeah im going to update every wednesday. Fuck that, i'll update when i want.
I'm going to go and text that girl, see if she fancies a drink with me at some point. Though i'm not sure about texting her, she said she wanted to catch up at some point, but im not sure if texting is the right way to go about it. Please do let me know.
Basically the last blog i did basically stopped. I never managed to do anything to it, and it sucked so bad. I also didn't want any of my friends reading it, which only did damage to my friendship and made me look like a dick.
So yeah, its more than 2 years since i started doing this, but yeah thought i'd start again.
Watching some My Name is Earl, one of the best shows on TV. Miss it loads, real shame it got cancelled back in 2009.
Basically hears a run down of my life at the moment:
I'm 6'3". I way 15 stone 10.5 pounds. My favourite part of my body is the muscle above me knees from all the cycling i've been doing. It takes me longer to do my hair in the morning than it does to get dressed. I can wear almost any colour, no im not being ridiculous, i actually can. I suffer hyperhydrosis. My passtimes are going to the gym, gaming and going out. I try to go out once a week, but it often doesnt happen. Twice a week is practically unheard of, mainly because i drink lots, and booze isnt cheap. I'm looking for a relationship, there are some girls on my mind. The one who never leaves my mind, who i think of more than most is almost 10 years older than me, and she's known me since i was 13, since she graduated from Cambridge. I'm not sure the best way to ask her out, i might text her see if she wants a pint. I might not, i might try and bump into her somewhere or something. I havent seen her for nearly a year, but we talk, and i used to see her a lot when i wasn't a uni. Still, some of you who know my will have guessed who it is.
I'm also looking for someone, preferably female, to go see water for elephants with, because 1, it looks good, 2, whatever people say, people with short back and sides hair are hot, i can varify this and 3. the trailer had cosmic love by florence and the machine which is a tune. I might ask the girl i just ranted on about, but cinema is never a good first date option. I also want to watch it because it'll remind me of Kelly, a previous almost conquest that i ruined by taking her on a first date to an indian restaurant.... with my parents and some friends, yes, i am foolish, and if you want to know how it'll remind me of her, basically, i watched the notebook with her, and its a really really soppy but amazing movie. We havent spoken since really, so yeah, im a dickhead. But yeah cinema first date option makes you look like a douche. Its a good 2nd or 3rd date. I think i might ask her if she wants to go for a drink. Not sure where, but yeah, will ask her. But again, not sure. Anyway the job that i might get is going to be shit, no thursday, friday, saturday or sunday nights. I might see if she can do a monday or something. Either that, or i might ask her out during my exam period. Instead of serving her students she can serve me. Ha.
Anyway, thats a huge, huge clue.
Anyway, if any of you want to drop me an email, then see my details, or if any of you want to come watch water for elephants. Thats an invitation to girls only by the way, last time i went to the cinema with another dude it was really gay. Really really gay. Almost as bad as going to watch a romance movie with you're family. The only movies that should be watched with family are things like Harry Potter, and only the ones with no kissing in them. So yeah, you probably all think i'm a fucking a retard having read this. And yeah, you love it.
Anyway, talk to you all soon.
J
It took me ages to take write this, and yeah, this wont be a regular thing, it might be, but im not going to be like oh yeah im going to update every wednesday. Fuck that, i'll update when i want.
I'm going to go and text that girl, see if she fancies a drink with me at some point. Though i'm not sure about texting her, she said she wanted to catch up at some point, but im not sure if texting is the right way to go about it. Please do let me know.
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