I'll pay some lucky lady to rub some of this sweat more cream on me.

Sup Ladies,

Anyway, no replies as of yet to last nights blog post, it was as i suspected. Nobody, literally nobody reads this shit. Haha, anyway.

Went shopping today and bought a load of clothes, because i really really needed some new clothes. My old clothes are shit, and fucked up due to 2 years of wearing them. They're also real small, because i used to be a bit of a short fat weed. Found the most awesome t shirt of all time which i am looking forward to wearing to a mates 19th. But yeah, was quite a good day, had another day where i did no revision, im going to fail these exams. Hit the gym, like a boss, sweated out like i usually do, have been looking for a way to loose the fat around my stomach, because i dont sweat there as much and im starting to look very disproportional, riped chest and legs, and a bit of a beer belly. I don't even drink that much, and underneath it i know i'd have at least a 6 pack (you can see the 4 pack through the layer of fat i have round my stomach). The other issue is, the more sit ups i do the fatter i get, because the muscle pushes the fat out, this is why six packs are definitive. Still, fucking annoying. So if anyone knows anyway to loose stomach fat, or if the creams that make you sweat actually work, then please let me know, because i will take you up on it.

So, basically i can't do this without discussing the royal wedding.
Um, its tomorrow, Kate Middleton deserves to fuck a real man, such as myself, but yeah, good luck to them, hope it works out for them. And yeah, enjoy. I will be getting up for it at 8.30 tomorrow morning, simply because it'll be at least 30 years before i see another one, and because i'm a bit of a royalist at heart. Either that or i hate the French.

So yeah, i hope everyone has fun tomorrow, and yeah, please please please reply to my stuff if you have any answers to my questions. And if you don't, well say hi anyway, because yeah, you might even get a mention.

J

And if you were wondering, the labels for each of my posts are the tv shows i watched whilst typing this up. It'll give you all some idea of what i like to watch on the tele. And yeah, the best thing on the tv at the moment is the walking dead on 5 on sunday nights, its really really good, its a zombie tv show that is genuinely awesome. Watch it bitches!